I’m not a number. I don’t live in a mathematical construct. Math is a tool that we use. Mathematics might be the intergalactic language, or whatever. And mathematicians might tell us that numbers start at one. But if that’s the case, why did we party like it was 1999? How many calendars have there been? How many are out there in the world right now? We all started with pretty close to nothing but the skin on our backs. If you got nothing, you’ve got nothing to lose.

I vote we cage up those flying monkeys, start over at zero. Start right now. Step out of the woods. Step into the light.