Libra horoscope from Astrobarry.

This is the year you stand on your own two feet. No matter who leaves or returns, freezes you out or tempts you to come closer. No matter which jobs or paychecks, living situations or family obligations, friendship connections or political affiliations come or go (or never show up at all). And no matter how it looks from the outside. Stay standing firm.

And it gets worse.

You’re due to continue toughening up in ’10, Libra…

You know, it wouldn’t be so bad, except this guy is so often right.

Just bring out the whips, and maybe some salt, in case it doesn’t hurt enough.