I didn’t know this was something I was supposed to think about. Here’s the Master List.

I don’t think I could come up with four, or just four, or four for sure.

Hm. Obviously, lists.

Texting. Cellphones are fine, in their place. But, you know? Disconnect once in a while, FFS. (Oh, and acronyms.)

Electricity and asphalt make the list pretty regularly. No, make that headlights on cars. And swing shifts. And cities.

There’s four. No, six. No, seven. I’m stopping now, so you don’t know how curmudgeonly I am.

And you?

Have a picture.