From clickthing;

It’s the idea I like, although the portfolio is pretty wonderful. I’ve heard rumors of postcard rings. And I’m not saying it should be me, especially because I am awful. I owe somebody a letter from September. Brothers and sisters, or old college friends that you’ve slipped away from, that lost cousin you (I) had a dream about, I don’t know. Let’s call it – March is for Mail, or something.

Because the Post Office is an epic example of socialist governmental failure, you know.