First. It snowed. Even I, the lover of winter and the keeper of the Legend of How It Has Snowed Nearly Every Easter Since We Moved North, am appalled. (Mostly because I left my boots back at the dorm.)

Second (and this only works if you heard about Sean Duffy whining about only making $174,000 a year, after being elected from a district that has a median household income of $50k);

From the Democratic Party in Wisconsin. I am happy.

Now I gotta go slay my own dragons. Or befriend them and ride them.