Yes I am in school and yes the level of stupid in 100-level classes is overwhelming. (I have to write an opinion piece on nuclear power. Fair enough, but I’m only supposed to write three paragraphs. I don’t think I can blow my nose in three paragraphs. Still, one must persevere.)

Anyway. Alongside the heart-stopping stress that is statistics, I’m reading all the crap in the world. Believe me, we suck. Okay; they suck. We’re all cool here.

But we still have Stevie Wonder.

Chair-dancing time! “I speak very, very, uh, fluent…”